Wednesday, January 17, 2007

tall girl


Whoa, those are the biggest feet I've ever seen!

These are the first words I heard from the infant care nurse after my baby's arrival. Okay, not the very first, but they are the first words I can remember after recovering from the shock of what I'd just witnessed.

Yep, we're going to have one very tall girl. Here are the reasons why tall girls rule:
  1. They can eat like pigs and it doesn't affect them the way it does short girls.
  2. They'll make more money than their short friends.
    (see The Measure of Success on msn)
  3. They are smarter than their short friends.
    (again... The Measure of Success on msn)
  4. They are taller than their short friends.
There you have it.

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